Rules

• First come, first served-guaranteed same day service

• No please, no thank you, no food

• No one to sit in Jim’s chair between 2p & 4p

• Report any Elvis Sightings to server

• Selected members of the staff available for private parties

• No drinking or loudness on streets

• Please no stealing bottled sauces

• Don't feed kitchen staff

• Please accommodate Scunny, please laugh at his jokes

• Please no pepper playing-no touching the Barbie cage

• Natty Boh will not be served in a glass

• Parties can be subject to 18% gratuity

• Don’t drink & drive

• Please no pipe or cigar smoking-no dancing on tables

• Our food is spicy, please check with your server...we don’t want to eat your food because you can’t

• Please buy Irv a beer

• All house rules are enforced by night manager Steve

• We love New York. It’s the Yankees we hate!

• Be nice or leave

Thanks for hangin out!

Scunny would like to dedicate this menu to Tom Sterling, the quiet man.